So, I am back from another Twitter relapse. This time its not my fault, though. I totally blame Anderson Cooper and Ashton Kutcher for this recent wagon tumble- they MADE me do it. Anderson Cooper is so fine, I'll do whatever he asks.
There are many ways I could go with a horrible 360 (certainly involving a reach-around) joke that would scar most of you for life, so I won't.
This time...
Anyhow... In order to remain devoted to my blog and stay off the Twitter-codone (that's Twitter-contin for all you generics), from now on I'll just send my well thought out and counted 140 characters over to my blog, cutting my Twitter dealer out of the loop. Yippee, now I can fire my pimp....
Here's the first one:
Something to say to make yourself look stupid as hell on world television: "He's a Socialist cuz he's a Socialist. That's why". SIGH.
I bet you counted the characters........
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